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Kushner Furious Over Loss Of Toy Flak Jacket Along With Top Security Clearance

President’s son-in-law reportedly stomped into Oval Office demanding return of fake bulletproof vest and pretend Glock service pistol

Allan Ishac
2 min readMar 1, 2018

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Jared Kushner wearing the toy flak jacket with his name on it, that colleagues in the Trump White House say he covets. (Credit: breitbart.com)

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Allan Ishac

Author of The Mystic In The Mews. Humor Writer at MuddyUm and The Haven. Former advertising creative director. Visit me at allanishac.com.