Kathleen, I want you to move very, very slowly. No sudden actions.
Because there is a tiger on your head. It looks friendly but there is no telling with these predatory cats.

Tilt your head forward and move to the left. Then RUN like your life depends on it because it DOES!

And I hope you survive because I need all the friendly readers I can get. I’ve got plenty of the other type.

Good luck!

–AI

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