Truth In Satire

John Glenn Bails On Planet At Critical Moment

Intrepid astronaut leaves countless global citizens asking, “What did he know that we don’t?”

Glenn after his ocean recovery in 1962 pondering what he just saw — the Earth as a fragile sphere floating in a vast cosmos. Glenn chose yesterday, at the vital age of 95, to make his exit…and many are asking why?

John Glenn, the first American to see the Earth’s relative insignificance from the perspective of space, checked out Thursday morning after leaving a mysterious farewell note to…