Truth In Satire

Jesus Weighs In: “Trump’s Victory Involved A Foreign Power, Not A Higher Power”

“His faith was lacking, but he was saved by hacking,” said the Holy One

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Jesus says that although Donald Trump was “born again” last June, the president has been completely ignoring him since.
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“Dear Lord, I pray these bible thumpers washed their hands before touching my suit, because it cost me like $5000, and someone here is going to pick up the dry cleaning bill.”
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Trump called Jesus a whiner who is always pulling the crucifixion card to get what he wants.

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