We’re outta here…

Jesus Announces ‘Last Call’ For Anyone Wanting A Resurrection

‘After today, I can’t promise a way out of this hellhole, so it’s now or never, folks,’ proclaimed the Savior at an Easter brunch

Follow the guy with the nails in his hands! (Image credit: www.jw.org)

“The shit has really hit the fans here, my children,” said Jesus Christ, “and I can’t…