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Ivanka Trump Apprehended Trying To Add Father’s Seed To Public Drinking Water

First daughter admits to masterminding dangerous scientific experiment to orally impregnate women with president’s sperm

Ivanka Trump measuring small amounts of her father’s semen that she planned to deposit into the public water supply. (Credit:

The daughter of President Donald Trump was arrested in Iowa on Monday as she was…




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