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Ivanka Trump Apprehended Trying To Add Father’s Seed To Public Drinking Water

First daughter admits to masterminding dangerous scientific experiment to orally impregnate women with president’s sperm

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Ivanka Trump measuring small amounts of her father’s semen that she planned to deposit into the public water supply. (Credit: huffpost.com)
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After her arrest, celebrity scientist Ivanka Trump changed into an outfit more pleasing to FBI agents on the scene. (Credit:celebplasticsurgeryonline.com)
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Eric Trump in the long black raincoat he was wearing when apprehended in Iowa with his sister on Monday. (Credit: http://conservative101.com)

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