Ivanka, Eric and Don Jr. Decide To Remove Trump Name From Their Birth Certificates

Inspired by the residents of three NYC apartment complexes, the siblings say the move will help eliminate any conflicts of interest

Donald Trump’s three eldest children decided that their famous last name would impede fair business dealings and insisted that changing it had nothing to do with concerns about being the target of apoplectic liberal assassins.
Despite her insistence that she has no fear of New Yorkers furious about the election results, Ivanka was seen walking with a baby-shaped bullet proof vest yesterday.
The Trump name was dropped from three NYC apartment buildings on Wednesday. The Trump children followed with their own “delete” later in the day.
Don Jr. goes for a stroll outside of Trump Tower dressed in all black — the color of choice for New York’s hippest young elites.

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