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Ivanka Becomes Hysterical When Told She Has To Visit Red States Again In 2020

Sources say Ivanka Trump screamed at her father, “I won’t be caught dead at another Nebraska pancake breakfast, ever!”

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President Trump got an earful from his daughter after telling her she has to campaign again in states with farms and factories. (Credit: thetelegraph.com)
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Earlier this year, Ivanka was heard telling her publicist “if you ever schedule me for another Arkansas prison visit, you’re fired.”
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Ivanka told her father that she drew the line at holding a pitchfork and wearing overalls, which he did during a 2016 campaign event in Kansas. (Credit: Mathew Imaging/FilmMagic)
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The president promised his daughter a new Bugatti Veyron sports car for her campaigning cooperation. (Credit: www.boxymo.ie/)

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