It’s okay, Allan.

Dan’s been wearing that tux for like the past 4 months. The damn things are uncomfortable. Especially when they’re ill-fitting.

And he IS right about one thing — I don’t know how sick I am. My mother used to say the same thing.

Dan, take a knee, brother.

Allan, thanks for your trench support.

–AI

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