It’s completely sick, Soyracha, but I have it on good authority that Bush 41 not only loved my post, but has invited Dick Cheney and his failing heart to shuffle off the mortal coil with him and Barbara, ensuring that the new president has a particularly bumpy start.

Thank you for reading, Soyracha. Hope you have a good … (swallowing past big lump in throat)… inauguration day.

–AI

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