It does annoy me so much, Joe, and I think other people who have lived here in NYC for 30 years and know so much more than you do about the many ways he is going to pluck every hair from around your ballsack feel the same.

In fact, would you like to make a small wager than by the end of his presidency on August 18, 2017, he will have plucked every hair from your ballsack?

Either way, we here in NYC know Donald Trump. You have no clue. So you really should stick with trolling about things you know. Or even have a tinkling about.

Thanks for stopping by, Joe. And nice head of hair, btw. Good thing all those hairs aren’t in your genital area or else you’d have to say, bye-bye hair!


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