Truth In Satire

Is Anything Dumber Than Donald Trump?

America’s half-wit president faces off against eight other really stupid things to determine which is smarter

The Master of Morons is not only dumb but offensive in every way, too. (Credit: progressiveday.com)

Mensa International, an organization of men and women with extremely high IQs, is so concerned about the deficient intellect of the U.S. president that it evaluated him against eight other incredibly stupid things to see just how low his brainpower goes.

How did the leader of the free world fare? Will he wear the crown of Master of Morons? Here are Mensa’s results.

Mensa found that a stack of bricks had more self-awareness than Donnie Dumbelldore. (Credit: www.salon.com / nocarolineauctions.com)

Donald Trump vs a Moldering Pile of Old Bricks:
You might not think there’d be any contest between the president and a stack of insensate clay blocks. But Mensa members concluded that the bricks were smart enough to know that they were too dumb to run for president. Donald Trump did not come to that same conclusion in his own case. Mensa’s verdict: Bricks — Stupid/Trump — Stupider.