Open in app
Allan Ishac
20K Followers
About

Sign in

20K Followers
About
Open in app
Oh, if only.
39
1

Laurie Van Den Beldt

Allan Ishac

Allan Ishac

Mar 25, 2017·1 min read

Invite me to your house, Laurie.

I’m going to need places to hide.

And thanks for the thumbs up.

–AI

Written by

Allan Ishac

Writer. Satirist. Author. Cyclist. Visit me at allanishac.com.

More from Allan Ishac

Writer. Satirist. Author. Cyclist. Visit me at allanishac.com.

More From Medium

Trump Sues U.S. Government For “Pain And Suffering” Due To Becoming President

Allan Ishac in Extra Newsfeed

A Valentines Day Poem To Donald Trump From The American People

Allan Ishac in Extra Newsfeed

Scared To Go Out In Public, Many Trump Staffers Are Now Wearing Disguises

Allan Ishac in Extra Newsfeed

Fauci Summons ‘Powerful Demons Of Doctoring’ After Trump Goes A Step Too Far

Allan Ishac in Extra Newsfeed

8 ‘Other’ Surefire Ways For Biden To Get Under Trump’s Skin, According To Niece Mary Trump

Allan Ishac in Extra Newsfeed

RBG Saved Her Best Defense Of American Democracy For Her Last Dramatic Decision

Allan Ishac in Democracy Guardian

If Trump’s Impeachment Leads To Civil War, Armed Rednecks Will Be Coming For You

Allan Ishac

30 Nasty BRITISH Nicknames For Donald Trump You Won’t Be Hearing On The BBC

Allan Ishac in Extra Newsfeed

About

Help

Legal

Get the Medium app

A button that says 'Download on the App Store', and if clicked it will lead you to the iOS App store
A button that says 'Get it on, Google Play', and if clicked it will lead you to the Google Play store