Truth In Satire

In Series of Bizarre Breakfast Tweets, Trump Rates Favorite Cereal Mascots

President says he’s a big fan of Tony The Tiger’s signature “GRRREAT!” message, but shares Count Chocula’s sensibilities

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President Trump says that Tony The Tiger’s enthusiastic “It’s GRRReat!” message most closely matches his vision for America.
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The president likes Cap’n Crunch’s take charge attitude.
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Sonny is “cuckoo for Cocoa Puffs,” while President Trump is just cuckoo.
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Warning: While delicious. a regular diet of Count Chocula cereal could lead to poor decision making and irresponsible leadership.

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