Truth In Satire

In Effort To Assist Scotland Yard, Trump Tweets Location Of Bombing Suspects

President used reports from U.S. intelligence agencies to “help lazy Brits get more proactive and nasty with loser terrorists”

President Trump, shortly after he botched a Scotland Yard investigation by carelessly tweeting the location of the suspected bombers. (Credit: www.nbcnews.com)

President Donald Trump infuriated British officials on Friday morning by tweeting the location of terror suspects wanted in the bombing of a London Underground tube train earlier in the day that injured 29 people.

He had gleaned the sensitive security information from classified reports he’d received just moments before from U.S. intelligence agents in communication with Scotland Yard.

The president’s ill-timed tweets apparently tipped off the assailants who fled their flat in southeast London just moments before police arrived.

PM Theresa May told aides privately that she thought Donald Trump should lose his cell phone privileges. (Credit: dailymail.co.uk)

“Their cigarettes were still burning in the ashtray and they had some falafels warming on the stove, so we obviously just missed the blokes,” said Inspector Raymond Meade of Scotland Yard. “Trump, that wanker, is really making it hard for us to do our jobs here and is endangering Londoners.”