Allan Ishac
1 min readMar 20, 2017

I’m way ahead of you, Rafe.

I just bought the entire state of Iowa.

Thanks for reading and commenting humorously.

–AI

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Allan Ishac

Author of The Mystic In The Mews. Humor Writer at MuddyUm and The Haven. Former advertising creative director. Visit me at allanishac.com.