Allan Ishac
1 min readDec 1, 2017

I’m not a leftist.

I pitch right-handed.

Thanks, Brian.

–AI

P.S. You’re really not an average, poor, homeless fucker?

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Allan Ishac

Author of The Mystic In The Mews. Humor Writer at MuddyUm and The Haven. Former advertising creative director. Visit me at allanishac.com.