I’m Arabic, Hassoun.

And a Jew.

And an import.

And a U.S. citizen.

And my girlfriend has nothing but a big pussy.

So I’ve got all your bases covered.

Want to go another round?

Thanks for becoming a new fan, btw.

–AI

Writer. Satirist. Author. Cyclist. Visit me at allanishac.com.

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