Truth In Satire

If Trump’s Impeachment Leads To Civil War, Armed Rednecks Will Be Coming For You

Desperate yahoos say they’ll go to war with “libtards and elitists” if POTUS is expelled — these 8 tips could save your life

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These guys are fightin’ mad when it comes to Donald Chump. (Credit: singledudetravel.com)
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A spokesman for douchebags with guns, Roger Stone says there could be civil war if the Constitution is followed and Trump is impeached. (Credit: theindependent.com)
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A NASCAR Chevy parked in your driveway is a superb defense against attacking Trump supporters. (Credit: www.kticountry.com)
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A rebel flag hanging from your front porch will confuse attacking bumpkins. (Credit: gregfallis.com)
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Hide where they’ll never hurt you. (Credit: http://balleralert.com)
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You can keep a hick occupied for hours with a mud hole while you escape. (Credit: fourwheeler.com)
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Who’s going to attack your kids when they’re wearing camo prom outfits? (Credit: wideopenspaces.com)

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