If my stories stink, and you keep reading them, Tom, what does that say about your discernment?

Maybe they don’t stink, maybe you just don’t like their conclusions — that the Orange Accident is a racist disaster, his presidency will fail, and your vote will be negated.

In any case, rather than Sesame Street, I’ll just keep doing what I’m doing. I get to write about a character who lives in a garbage can of his own making, and it’s no fantasy for kids.

Thanks for coming back over and over again, Tom.

–AI

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