If it were Random House, you'd really be churning Robert.

As the year turned and it became 2019, my dress sense improved massively. Random people would ask me where I bought my suit/shoes/man bag. I told them, of course, but I smirked to myself afterwards that whatever the item, it will never lo…
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If it were Random House, you'd really be churning Robert.
Fun piece, thanks for the gar giggles.
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Written by Allan Ishac
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Author of The Mystic In The Mews (themysticinthemews.com). Satirist. Humor writer. Former advertising creative director. Visit me at allanishac.com.
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