I write satire, Elizabeth. Check the eyebrow headline and tags of all my posts.

So while I can assure you it isn’t real, the fact that you could confuse it with the truth is why we all should worry.

Thanks for reading today. Sorry to overly alarm you. Let’s leave that for the president.

–AI

Writer. Satirist. Author. Cyclist. Visit me at allanishac.com.

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