I would have chosen me to be POTUS.

But then the whole world would have to put up with reading my malarkey. Plus I would travel to Carmel, CA every weekend just because I could and that would cost the U.S. treasury like a gazillion dollars.

As for Hillary being a Lucifer Proxy…no Janis, not even close. I’m afraid you drank Trump’s Kool-Aid. Check your tongue — that sour stuff will turn your mouth red and your skin orange!

–AI

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