I will not grow up, Frederick. How boring!

But on another note, nice beard. I can grow a beard in about a week, but it looks like shit. It a little black, a little white, a little peppery. I look like I snorted coke through my chin. Your beard looks like a real manly-man beard, no coke at all.

Well done, sir.

Please come back again, read some more.

–AI

P.S. I like being called a “progressive.” The alternative, being called a “regressive,” would be sooo depressing. So don’t call me that, okay, and I won’t call you that.

Writer. Satirist. Author. Cyclist. Visit me at allanishac.com.

Writer. Satirist. Author. Cyclist. Visit me at allanishac.com.