I want to be on that Caribbean Island where you are, Craig.

Invite me down and we can talk politics.

Pay for my ticket and I’ll make you the centerpiece of every post I write.

Give me that hat you’re wearing and I’ll throw in a part in my new screenplay.

Thanks! I can smell the sea salt already!

–AI

Writer. Satirist. Author. Cyclist. Visit me at allanishac.com.

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