I think this is the fourth or fifth time you have read, ranted, and moralized in my direction, Vivienne, despite being “bored to tears.”

You may not be following me, but you sure are gobbling up my satire.

Should I thank you? Okay, I’ll thank you.

But it doesn’t mean you’re invited to my house!

–AI

P.S. So left wing I’ll fall over honey? What is that? It’s funny but I don’t get it. Someone help me here.

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