I smiled a big smile. Thanks, Miss Catherine.

…zzing up Communion. It sidelined the traditional wine and wafers, and uses modern pairings instead. At Easter Mass, a malty red lager stood in for the blood of Christ, and Ritz bacon crackers represented His body. Christmas Eve Communion consisted of a spicy yuletide ale and cheddar Cheez-Its®. And for Labor Day Mass, parishioners sipped Pabst Blue Ribbon and ate Crescent hot dog rollups.
The Catholic Church That Canned Its Priests
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Miss Catherine La Grange, spinster
Allan Ishac
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Sep 9, 2023
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I smiled a big smile. Thanks, Miss Catherine.
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Author of The Mystic In The Mews (themysticinthemews.com). Satirist. Humor writer. Former advertising creative director. Visit me at allanishac.com.
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