I know, I know.

So sorry to be the one to break the bad news to you, Donna-Luisa.

And poor Priscilla, too.

And me. Poor me.

I’m checking to see if maybe I was born at 12:00:01am on the 15th. Change my special day on a technicality.

Hang in there.

–AI

Writer. Satirist. Author. Cyclist. Visit me at allanishac.com.

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