I keep saying I should have used my Chris Rock or Denzel Washington butler photos instead.

Forest Whitaker and Oprah are going to be mighty upset that no one saw their Academy Award-nominated film, The Butler.

You can tell them, Mary, not me.

Thanks for reading my fake BS.

–AI

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