I have a sole. Yes.

It’s got a hole in it so I took it to the cobbler’s shop.

Jesus was a cobbler, wasn’t he? Or was it a carpenter?

In any case, your God, the one and only, is a cousin to my God, the meek and merciful. So we must be cousins.

Hey Cuz!

–AI

Writer. Satirist. Author. Cyclist. Visit me at allanishac.com.

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