I have a minor toothache, but Mitch has no teeth.

If I bring him up there with me, and I’m serious about this Allan, you have to explain to him that no one wants him whipping out his dentures so he can sooth his swollen gums on a creamy mint chip Carp’s cone.

Promise me.

–AI

Writer. Satirist. Author. Cyclist. Visit me at allanishac.com.

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