I don’t get paid at all, Michael. But if you would like to pay me for clicks I’d be grateful.

About fake news. It’s writing intended to “fake out” the reader. My posts are tagged humor and satire. It’s intended not to fake you out the reader, but to make you laugh.

And, yes, that’s Forest Whitaker. Because using a famous actor in a bullshit piece usually tips off the reader that there’s a joke happening here. If I had wanted to fool my readers, I would have used photos of my butler-like poodle, Carson.

If you can recommend someone who would sue me for fraud (or do you mean libel?), please do so promptly. Because it would probably assure me of another 14K unpaid clicks, and I’d become un-rich really quickly.

Keep reading and responding, Michael. I enjoy hearing from readers and I always respond.

–AI

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