Allan Ishac
1 min readMay 9, 2017

I do, Bruce, but only because you and about 8 other readers told me.

So thanks.

Can I get a pass this time? It’s only satire. As in, complete bullshit.

Come back again. And I love bees, btw.

–AI

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Allan Ishac

Author of The Mystic In The Mews. Humor Writer at MuddyUm and The Haven. Former advertising creative director. Visit me at allanishac.com.