I am a New Yorker, Jose. I have lived with Trump and his monumental stupidity for 35 years. Therefore, I know how dangerous he was and can be and he does not earn my respect by suddenly stumbling into the presidency.

But I just can’t understand how a man named Jose Martinez can support someone who would throw you and all your family under the bus as fast as he could say “Hispanic.” That is a mystery.

As much a mystery as any woman who thinks a man who speaks about “pussy grabbing” as he does, would support or vote for that man. I could not face my sisters, daughter, or wife if I voted for the Orange Accident. I could not face myself either.

All that said, thank you for your military service. And thanks for reading my satire, Jose.


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