I also wrote it a couple weeks ago, Chris, so it’s not as stale as you might think.

But most of my satire is recycled news, pushed to the limit, so I wouldn’t bother reading my stuff for a 1,004,356,396,392,605th time.

Nice to have you briefly though.

Have a good day, Chris.

–AI

P.S. BTW, always pick the low-hanging fruit. It’s the ripest.