How dare you insult me like that! I used all FOUR synapses, not three.

By the way, how much does cynicism sell for these days?

I have a whole trunk full in my attic, the good original stuff, that I’d like to unload.

LMK please.

–AI

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Writer. Satirist. Author. Cyclist. Visit me at allanishac.com.