Hi Wolfgang,

You write well. I got caught up in the rhythms of your words even through my death and the smashing of my glasses.

I want to imagine you enjoyed my post, but I think maybe you are cheering for my demise instead.

I’ve made my peace with Obi Wan, I can go now. But let’s hold off until tomorrow’s post if you want to be absolutely sure my grave is trampled.

And thanks for stopping by and commenting so creatively. All trolls should be as droll as you are, Wolfgang.

–AI

P.S. Interesting word, “cuck.” Had to look it up. Doesn’t apply to me but using it twice at start and finish was a lovely bookending device.

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