Hi Void,

I would love to work on it, but I’m out of options. I have a BA from Mockery College in Kansas, and a Masters from the University of Parody.

If you have any suggestions please advise, because I really, really want to be funny.

Thanks for reading but I’m sorry you aren’t laughing.

BTW, is your first name Null Static and your last name Void, or is your first name Null and your last name Static Void?

Would it be okay if I just refered to you as Null and Void?

Peace brother (sister?).

–AI

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