Hi Tom,

I’m so glad you wrote. Because I’m definitely clinically narcissistic and I have no idea where to seek help.

I’ve already been examined by the 100M ton ass (donkey-type) in the room (per your suggestion), but all he was able to do was tell me that I’m dying and beginning to stink.

Now, I’m really scared.

Please send suggestions on related therapies and such, as you seem to know a lot about narcissistic injury and dogma and the like. Also, if you know anything about a broken funny bone, please advise.

Thanks so much, Tom. I have hope now.


P.S. One last question. You read my post and then wrote perhaps the longest response anyone has ever sent me. Seriously, how will you ever get the time back that you wasted on this? And, keep in mind, Tom, if you respond to this last question, you’ll be caught in an evil and endless time-wasting loop.

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