Hi Tariq,

I sourced this post from the satire quadrant of my brain.

I don’t know the link to that part of my brain, but I do try to provide accurate translations of those electrical impulses here on Medium once a day.

Thanks for diligently Googling this story, Tariq, and come again.

–AI

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