Hi Robert from Zimbabwe, oh…not that Robert,

I’ve missed you.

I won’t be coming to see you because I’m learning to scale fences (into Canada and Mexico, just in case), and I’ve heard I can’t do so in your country.

(Scale? Weird word for climb.)

Don’t be a stranger, Robert.

–AI

Writer. Satirist. Author. Cyclist. Visit me at allanishac.com.

Writer. Satirist. Author. Cyclist. Visit me at allanishac.com.