Hi Robert,

You are obviously erudite and a serious reader, and I am concerned that if you continue to skim my unamusing posts that you might taint your erudition.

I appreciate you granting me permission to continue to write and, in turn, I would like to grant you permission to stop reading my posts. In fact, I really must insist that you stop reading my posts. For health reasons.

Again, thank you for stepping into the echo chamber of my BS, especially being a man of your small stature, but we both must agree, enough is enough.

It’s time for you to go find more t-shirt worthy bullshit.

I bid you farewell, Robert, and safe travels.

–AI

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