Hi Rex,

Not sure if it’s the best that Medium could come up with, but it’s the best I could come up with.

I’m sure that they would be upset to hear that you are canceling. I am. Because I think it’s an awesome Medium where we can all express freely, even the purile like me and the adults like you.

I’m bummed you did not like my “satire,” Rex, but please stick around. It is good for the democracy.

Have a good day, sir.

–AI