I am 100% sure that it is unethical, and probably illegal, to publish the diary of the 10-year-old son of an American president.
Luckily, my lawyer says that I’m in the clear because this is satire, the contents of which came directly from the inner recesses of my disturbed mind, and were not stolen from Barron’s nightstand.
As far as whether I am proud of myself, I can only say that I was very proud to be one of the 500,000 peaceful protesters who marched up Fifth Avenue in New York City today in support of the inalienable rights of American women.
It was a truly inspiring experience. And I have no doubt that Barron would have written all about us passing by his bedroom window in protest of his father’s anti-feminist policies. That would have been an enduring entry for his private diary.
Thanks for taking the time to read my post, Mike, I sincerely appreciate it.