Hi Jawbone,

This is satire. Satire is meant to upset people, and I quote:

“Satire is, by definition, offensive. It is meant to make us feel uncomfortable. It is meant to make us scratch our heads, think, do a double-take, and then think again.” — Maajid Nawaz

In fact, only 43% of Americans know the citizenship status of Puerto Ricans, and I’m pretty sure Donald Trump isn’t one of them:

All that said, you can block me using the three dots in the lower right hand corner.

And don’t hold your tongue! It might get stuck in your jawbone.

–AI