Hi Fifty Cal,

One of my favorite things to do is to jerk off in public, but my last arrest has convinced me to stick with my day job of posting.

Regarding the pantsuit Queen strumming my clit, I have a double-hooded clit which makes it difficult for anyone or anything to satisfy me other than standing at the shoreline, waist-high and naked, during a surging tide. That really gets me off.

Thanks so much for reading and understanding my predicament.

Please come again!

–AI

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