Hi Emma. I’m just plain crazy. And something has been VERY wrong with me since childhood.

If you know a good doctor, please send contact info.

HELP ME, EMMA, HELP ME! I can’t get out of my head!

And nice bike, by the way. I’m a cyclist, too.

–AI

Writer. Satirist. Author. Cyclist. Visit me at allanishac.com.

Writer. Satirist. Author. Cyclist. Visit me at allanishac.com.