I sourced this post from the satire section in the left lobe of my brain. I can’t identify the exact synapse, but I do know that when the concept for the humor piece traveled from my cerebrum to my fingers to the keyboard, it felt really fake. If I can be so crude, it actually felt like BULLSHIT.
I am going to check with my friend, Forest Whitaker, to see if he has any further sources he can provide for you.
Thanks for keeping me honest, Curtis. And I like that basket of vegetables you’re carrying in the photo. They look DELICIOUS!