Hi Catherine,

I have a sneaking suspicion that Eugene Allen (the real butler), Cecil Gaines (the movie butler), and Forest Whitaker (the actor playing the movie butler) would all be very happy with the words I’ve put into my satire version of the butler.

As far as letting dead men rest in peace, the Founding Fathers have been using me for months to write this stuff. They wouldn’t stop grinding their wooden teeth at night and rattling their skeleton keys next to my bed at night until I got up and started producing.

So if you have an issue with foil rapping, speak to George, Ben, Thomas, James, John, and the rest of the Founders. They are relentless!

Thanks Catherine.

–AI

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